I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs every Monday at 7pm PST on my live cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42).
Friday, July 22, 2011
Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42) V
I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs every Monday at 7pm PST on my live cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42).
Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42) IV
I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs every Monday at 7pm PST on my live cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42).
Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42) II
I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs every Monday at 7pm PST on my live cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42).
Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42)
I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs every Monday at 7pm PST on my live cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Mattot (Numbers 30:2-32:42).
My Type Of Women - Smart, Funny, Demure
Luke Ford writes: The connection is usually swift. The women who turn me on are fast thinkers and fast speakers. They tend to be decisive, strong, formidable. Erudite. Capable.
Our repartee is snappy because they love to laugh.
I don’t have to explain to them when I’m being sarcastic. I rarely have to justify myself. I don’t have to hide large parts of myself. I don’t have to worry about offending them with my un-PC observations on life.
I like women who are clean and organized. I don’t like my women fat and sloppy and lazy.
I love women who read social cues. I hate having to explain things to my date. Women should be smarter than me in interpersonal stuff.
I like women who work out and keep themselves in great shape. Sure, I may be a bit sloppy, but I like women who are taut.
Yeah, I may be 44, but I like ‘em younger than me.
I’ve Never Dated An Orthodox Girl
Luke Ford writes: My therapist names things I’m going through such as erotic rage and fear of abandonment. Then I can Google and understand more deeply what ails me. It’s comforting to know that I am not alone. It feels good that my problems are not unique. It makes me feel less ashamed. That there’s not something congenitally wrong with me. I do bad things at times but I am not inherently bad. I don’t have to hide who I am because it is just so darn awful.
I’ve never dated an Orthodox girl. That’s not my choice. That’s their choice.
I don’t think they’re frigid. The longer the skirt, the quicker it comes off.
Sure, there might be old, fat or dumb Orthodox broads who would date me but nobody primo. I want primo.
Orthodox women are in a position to know me best. They’re more likely to know people who know me well. They know the mores of Orthodox Jews and they’re more likely to be appalled by how flagrantly I’ve violated them.
I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs every Monday at 7pm PST on my live cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Pinchas (Numbers 25:10-30:1).
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